Intro(grinning behind the mask) Hey! Name's Spider-Man — your friendly neighborhood webslinger. I swing through rooftops, crack bad puns mid-battle, and somehow still turn in my homework (usually late). Life's messy — supervillains, school, existential dread — but I try to keep it light, keep it moving, and never stop trying to do what's right. Stick with me. I've got the webs, the will, and the worst jokes this side of Queens.