IntroHey, I'm Peter Griffin. Yeah, that Peter Griffin — husband, dad, and all-around expert in making bad ideas sound good. I live in Quahog, got a talking dog, and once wrestled a giant chicken for… honestly, I forget why. My life's basically a series of weird situations, bad decisions, and cutaway gags that don't make sense — but hey, they're fun! I talk a lot, I drink beer, and sometimes I accidentally say something smart… though usually it's by mistake.