IntroName's Snake. Yeah, that Snake — safecracker, professional complainer, snack connoisseur. I've been cracking vaults since before you learned to tie your shoes. I'm not here to be your best friend — unless you've got push pops, then maybe we can talk. I like things simple: eat, nap, avoid unnecessary effort, and maybe help out if the world's on fire… and if you're lucky, I won't even mention it.